April 10, 2008 by Kuldip

Reflecting on the current miserable loss to South Africa, a friend of mine shared this joke with me.

 
There is a divorce case hearing going on in a court. The couple has a small son. Both of them are fighting for his custody. Seeing none of them is going to agree, judge decides ask the boy his choice:

Judge: Mr. young man, do you want to go with your mom?

boy: Nope, she beats me a lot :(

Judge: Does that mean you want to go with your dad?

boy: Dad neither. He beats me a lot too :(

Judge: hmmm! You do not want to go with your mom. Neither with your dad. So, who do you want to go with? 

boy: Indian Cricket Team. They never beat anyone :)

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